Grown six inches around my waist I’m getting deaf, I’ve lost my taste My teeth are costing me a fortune My face is one big red balloon Refrein ‘Ah, midlife crisis’ they say But this ain’t midlife, no way! Midlife’s at least 15 years ago I hope I still got 5 more years to go When I piss, can’t see my dick My reflection makes me sick My swollen liver and my white tongue Match well indeed with my black lungs Refrein (2x) ‘Ah, midlife crisis’ they say But this ain’t midlife, no way! Midlife’s at least 15 years ago I hope I still got 5 more years to go Look at me pathetic clown Not getting better, just going down (thank you Deluxe Green!) I’m losing hair instead of weight Became the guy I used to hate Words: Roelsel; Music: Jansel/Rat Patrol
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