This is the story of a fat and ugly boy He never had no fun and he never had no joy He came into this world in a snake pit of a town It must have been his destiny to be the local clown Refrein: Joey Dickface, always out of luck Joey Dickface, never had a good fuck His mother and his father must have made a mistake The fact that he was born was Joey’s only lucky break The centre of aggression all throughout his high school years He seemed to wear red glasses, cause he shed so many tears By the time that he got 18 he had gone completely barmy Had nowhere left to go, so of course he joined the army Refrein: Joey Dickface, always out of luck Joey Dickface, never had a good fuck His mother and his father must have made a mistake The fact that he was born was Joey’s only lucky break Now Joey is a major and has gained a lot of power He’s still the same old dickface, fucking soldiers in the shower The fat and ugly boy has become an ugly man But no one calls him clown no more, so shoot him if you can Refrein: Joey Dickface, now seems to be in luck Joey Dickface, thinks he has a good fuck The people in the army must have made a mistake To give this raving lunatic his second lucky break (Words: Roelsel; Music: Jansel/Deluxe Green)
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