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Bob & Evelyn

from Painkiller by Rat Patrol

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A couple of sociologists, they held this strange inquiry into the sexual behaviour and other private habits of American men and women. Up came Bob and up came Evelyn, looniest couple I ever saw, looniest couple you'll ever see. They made the Oprah Winfrey Show, discussed their love-life on TV. They were not alone, however, they were surrounded by other loonies who got into an argument on how to hang up toilet paper; some wanted to watch the little figures American paper seems to have. "Hello Bob, hi Evelyn, what's it like to have sex at the office?" "Well, Oprah, it's just great to lie down with your ass all stapled". "Sounds real good, but explain how you manage to not tear up your panties?" "It's quite simple, leave them off, keep the staples in case of an emergency". The idiots went on and on, discussed the way to put on shoes: First a sock and then a shoe or first both socks and then both shoes. Sock, shoe was the best solution, said a man with a serious face; should they set your house on fire, you could always hop away ... (Words: Roelsel; Music: Henry/Pjotr/Rat Patrol)

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from Painkiller, released April 1, 1997

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